When you wake up in the morning, the last thing you want is chicken in your mouth. You want your mouth to feel clean, fresh, and ready for the day. But now, for some reason, we have a KFC Fried Chicken flavored toothpaste in 2025.
Initially, the idea started as an April Fool’s joke but instead of leaving it as a silly prank, KFC and a toothpaste company called Hismile actually made it. Their teams got together and said, “Why not make this real?”
The toothpaste is inspired by KFC’s famous chicken recipe with all 11 herbs and spices packed into one tube. It costs $13 for a small 2.1-ounce bottle. It’s fluoride-free and said to be okay for people with sensitive teeth. Hismile, known for weird flavors like blue raspberry and chili margarita, says this one “feels like biting into hot, juicy KFC chicken.”
That’s a weird claim to boast.
Anyway if you want to go full chicken mode, there’s even a matching electric toothbrush in bright KFC red. It costs $59, has three cleaning modes, a timer, and comes with an extra brush head.
But again—why?
Let’s talk about that. Why would anyone brush their teeth with something that tastes like fried chicken?
Some people say it’s all just fun. After all, at least for me, it’s not really meant to be used every day. It’s more like a joke gift or something you show your friends. A marketing trick to get people talking.
And hey—it worked. Everyone IS talking.
But still… fried chicken toothpaste?
That’s a hard no for most of us. Personally, I don’t want to feel like rubbing spicy chicken against my teeth early in the morning.
Even your brain gets confused. Your mouth says “mmm, tasty,” your brain says “let’s swallow,” but your toothbrush says “spit!”
It’s a weird experience, and if it leaves your mouth smelling like KFC, good luck on your morning date or a job interview.
Not to mention, this thing costs over $70 if you buy the brush too. For that price, you could just buy real chicken and regular toothpaste and still have change left over.
There’s also the question of safety… The product is fluoride-free, which sounds good but it also means the KFC toothpaste may not protect your teeth the way most toothpastes do. It’s fun, sure, but not something dentists would likely recommend. In fact, we’re pretty sure zero out of ten dentists are on board with this idea.
But in 2025, this kind of thing is not shocking anymore. Companies love to grab attention by doing wild things. KFC already released a chicken-shaped Tamagotchi in Spain last year, and other brands have done stuff like cookie-scented body wash and beer-flavored cologne.
So maybe this is just the next step in the “weird but viral” marketing game. People will buy it for laughs, post about it online, and then forget about it a week later.
At the end, brushing your teeth should be about keeping them healthy—not making you hungry for fried food. But if you want to try it, hey, it’s your mouth. You’re already filling it with all the trash in this world.
Just don’t be surprised if you end up brushing again with your regular toothpaste afterward when a doctor says you need to.
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