“Don’t horse around!” – is solid advice for people who seek thrill in the most unnerving settings and end up creating a rabbit hole for the rest of the world.
Before proceeding with the subject, this is a trigger warning for people who cannot stomach severe s*xual cases, especially involving animals. Read at your own risk.
Let’s set up the premise as to how the revelation even came about–
A man went to a bar to have some drinks and chill. While he was enjoying his night, a glare caught his attention. At first, he was amused that in this day and age, someone would just leave their phone unlocked on the table unattended.
We can imagine that he must have picked it up with a bit of hesitation, but what no one could have imagined was the absolutely horrifying image of humanity, worse than the demons of Halloween.
On November 1, 2023, a video was leaked on X, showing a man wearing an orange T-shirt and grey cargo shirts. He then proceeds into a stable and pets a small white horse. And in the very next frame, the horse “mounts” on the guy and penetrates him from behind. The bestiality shared on the internet is a real video, even though no one knew who the guy was.
However, the video was captioned, “Michael Hanley left his phone in the pub; look what he was doing” and “Always keep a password on your phone,” implying that the man is Michael Hanley and someone leaked the video from his phone.
Because of this video, the internet reminisced on the 2005 Enumclaw case, where a man died after being penetrated by a horse, famously known as Mr Hands.
Is the Michael Hanley Horse Video Real?
With a heavy heart and despair in humankind, we would like to announce that the “Michael Hanley horse video” is real.
The video of a guy wearing an orange shirt and grey cargo shorts shows him bending over, having intercourse with the small white horse. The video has since gone viral, with a grainy identity of the man.
However, the original uploader captioned the video, “Michael Hanley left his phone in the pub; look what he was doing” and “Always keep a password on your phone.” Netizens soon excavated any information from the name, and eventually, a correlation was found with a man in Dublin named Michael Hanley. Coincidentally, the Dublin man owned a carriage service and often posted images of stables on his social media.
On the flip side, the credibility of his identity came into question since the Dublin Michael Hanley had tattoos on his arms, whereas the man in the video did not.
The video is still under inspection, and we have to wait till further details are disclosed.
Why Is Mr Hands Trending?
As soon as people saw this video, they were whiplashed back to 2005, where the petrifying words, “2 guys 1 horse,” are etched into the eternal internet history.
In 2005, numerous videos were shared on the dark web that showed a horse penetrating a man. The horsefying….err…horrifying incident took place at Enumclaw farm, where Kenneth Pinyan (engineer at Boeing) was penetrated by a horse. His partner, James Michael Tait (a truck driver), and a third person filmed several videos of the anal s*x.
Apparently, there is a theory behind the set-up: the guys used pheromones scent on their bodies, which entices the horse to perform intercourse.
However, in an even darker turn of events, Pinyan developed several complexities with a perforated colon that led to his demise during one such night.
The videos were always uploaded under the alias “Mr Hands.” In the 2000s, the internet was filled with reaction videos on Mr Hands, which would usually cause trauma to the reactor and amusement to the people watching the reaction.
And cut to the present, in a “life-comes-full-circle,” Mr Hands is trending again after the Michael Hanley Horse video was uploaded.
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