Shocking: Puttin’s Bodyguards Collect His Poop

Investigative journalists who wrote a book on Russia have revealed shocking details about the mighty Vladimir Putin.

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Regis Gente and Mikhail Rubin have covered Russia for over 13 years and here’s what they say about president Puttin.

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According to the journalists, The Federal Protective Service is the department tasked with protecting Puttin and they collect all his poops.

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They say that each time Puttin needs to go, An FSO agent transfers his excrement in a specialised packet.

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These packets will be in-turn placed in a suitcase so that they can return to Russia.

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All this is to reduce the effect of foreign powers spying on Puttin.

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Well, A few things like health conditions and body analysis can be extracted from this but isn’t this a bit more?

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Anyway, Puttin seems to be doing just fine as Russia’s president and we think he’ll continue to be as he is today.

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